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Jag owner and a classic Triumph owner? A: The Jag owner washes his hands AFTER he's. Triumph owner..- Richard Gosling. Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?
A: Because the all have Lucus refrigerators. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. Q: What are the two questions you hear. MGBGT? A: 1. Is it HOT in here?
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Do you smell gas?- Sir Drives- A- lot. Q: When does a man open the door of the. A. When he has a new car. B. When he has a new wife.
Webster's definition of Corvette: A. Spitfire on steroids.- Russ Thomas. Little Billy and his Dad were down at the.
Spitfires zipping. Little Billy looks up to his Dad and says, "Dad. I grow up, I want to be a Spitfire.
His Dad looks down at him and says, "You can't do. Ree G. For those of you who have never had the. British car, but want to know. Next big rainstorm, wait till. Stop at. every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar.
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Kevin Cox. An GT6 pulled alongside a Rolls- Royce at a. Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the. Rolls."Of course I do," was the haughty reply."Do you have a fax machine?"The Rolls driver sighed. I have that too.""Do you have a double bed in the back?" the GT6.
Ashen- faced, the Rolls. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double.
A week later, the Rolls driver passed the same GT6. The. arrogant driver pulled over, got out of the Rolls.
GT6's rear window. I want you to. know that I've had a double bed installed," bragged. Rolls driver. The GT6 driver rolled his window down and frowned. Rolls driver. "You got me out of the shower. My husband phoned me the other day and. Sapphire Russian Marriage. Well I was not thrilled I wanted the new 4.
SUV. What kind is it I asked... Triumph. Spitfire a BRITISH car.. I've always. wanted one he exclaimed! Well I knew nothing of. British cars. I love Coronation Street does. No? Well, family told me to be greatful, he only bought.
MID LIFE CRISIS. "They either buy sports cars or trade the wife in. He got BOTH. We've had. I'm slimmer already.. I've. had to push it home everytime we go out!- Kimberlie Milner.
A man was driving down a country road in. He got out and raised the. A brown and white cow slowly lumbered from the.
After. a moment the cow looked at the man and said, "Looks. Then she walked back. Amazed, the man walked back to the farmhouse he had. Hey, mister. is that your cow in the field?" he asked. The. farmer replied, "The brown and white one? Yep. that's old Bessie." The man then said, "Well my.
Looks like a. bad carbuerator to me.'" The farmer shook his head. Don't mind old Bessie, son.
She don't. know a thing about cars."- Sue Hunneybell. The Senior Driver.
As a senior citizen was driving down the. Answering, he heard. Herman, I. just heard on the news that there's a car going the. Please be careful!""Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's. hundreds of them!"Five surgeons are taking a coffee. Accountaints are the best to operate. Nah, librarians are the best.
Everything inside them is in alphabetical. Try electricians!
Everything inside. THEM is color coded."4th surgeon: "I prefer lawyers.
They're heartless. I like British car restorers.. Tom Broberg. I saw a sign at a gas station.
It said. "help wanted." There was another sign below it that. So I hired myself.
Then I made. myself the boss. I gave myself a raise.
I paid. myself. Then I quit.- Stephen Wright (the comedian)I have a map of the United States, life. One mile equals one mile. It's a b**** to. fold it.- Stephen Wright If Microsoft Built Cars.. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates. If GM had kept up with. Recently General Motors addressed this comment by. Yes, but would you want.
If Microsoft Built Cars.. Every time they repainted the lines on the road. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause. For some strange reason, you.
You could only have one person in the car at a. Car. 95" or "Car. NT". But. then you would have to buy more seats. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive. Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make.
The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would. New seats would force everyone to have the same. The airbag system would say "are you sure?". If you were involved in a crash, you would have. True. Stories. Be careful what you wear (or don't wear).
From the Sydney Morning Hearld, Australia, comes. The. man told his wife to carry on with the shopping. The wife. returned later to see a small group of people near.
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